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Papa Wilhelm Plays Flappy Bird While Gilbert Films Him.

  • W: Has my retirement really reduced to this?
  • G: Oh stop complaining Dad!
  • W: Children out there, when you get old - AND YOU WILL - and your children say to you: "Hey Mum/Dad, wanna play a game?" DO NOT GO WITH THEM. IT IS A TRAP.
  • G: Dad -
  • W: A TRAP I TELL YOU.
  • G: DAD JUST PLAY THE DAMN GAME ALREADY.
  • W: [Sigh] Fine!
  • [A few minutes later]
  • W: STAY IN THE AIR YOU STUPID BIRD! I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE ON THE INTERWEB, YOU -- DAMN!
  • G: [Laughing]
  • W: Right, that's it! I will not subject myself to this evil thing anymore!
  • [Two hours later. The camera is still filming, and Wilhelm is still playing, looking like he's lost the will to live.]
  • W: I have been here... [looks at a clock] oh my God... for two hours now...
  • W: Someone please kill me.